For those of you who are eager to make your picks but too lazy to read through 168 movie descriptions on the interweb, here is a brief quiz to help you chose one of three approved packages featuring a variety of common interests:
1. You’re strolling through Kensington on a beautiful day. You are always on the lookout for:
a) octogenarians who need help crossing Dundas.
b) the 11 yr old boy from your neighbourhood that’s been missing for a week.
c) your dealer.
2. It’s Sunday afternoon, and I can’t find you anywhere. That’s because I haven’t yet checked at:
a) the Annex Retirement Residence, where you're volunteering.
b) 52 division, where you’ll be providing a statement about the last time you saw little Jimmy.
c) a meth lab.
3. It's Saturday morning, time for a little housework! I can find you:
a) installing safety bars in your shower in case your gramps comes for a visit.
b) clearing out space in your freezer.
c) sitting in your easy chair in a cloud of smoke.
If you answered mostly Bs, you’re weird. You’ll also probably wait in a line up with me at some point. Perhaps you’d like to try the "Dregs of Society" package:
If you answered mostly C’s, then you like drugs. As a recreational binding glue stiffer, I admire that. Check out the “Always an Addict" package.
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